To Odette:
Oi, Miss Jogger's nipples. There's a midnight run in a couple of weeks on one of the main streets in Bangkok. It's 6k on a flat course, with a police escort. No doubt they'll extort 300 Baht from all the expats for running in the wrong lane, ho ho. Do you think I should have a go? I just did 5k in the gym no problem, mostly uphill. Might give it a go. There's a 12k event too but that's for serious types with more vaseline than sense.
Did you buy a horse by the way?
Be good.