Well I went to the restaurant here in the hotel, and having seen Japanese stir-fried noodles on the first page of the menu and ordered it, I proceeded to find steamed rice with chicken and cashews on page 5. So I changed my order, not forgetting to remind the chef that I wanted a large meal having been active all day on short rations, then been to the gym.
Both meals turned up.
Large.
I naturally accepted this with good grace and woofed the lot of it.
I swear you could use my stomach as a snare drum right now. But please don't.
Be good.